Miami Style Map: Stepping Out in Stripes with My Little Man

There are certain ‘trends’ that never go out of style; those few and far between classic looks that stand the test of time and continuously pop up season to season. You can rest assured that these staples in your closet will always be put to good use no matter what the fashion forecast predicts as the…

Rocco Report: Two Weeks, Two Kids, And a Knee Scooter.

Hello, boy!  Here are a few things I learned my first two weeks at home with a new baby: 1- Projectile poop is a thing. A really disgusting thing, as my three year old would say. And it will shoot out like a machine gun and cover you from head to toe in smelly, pasty…

The Rocco Report: My Birth Story

Remember when I said I couldn’t possibly love another baby as much as I love Maya? Well, I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.  My heart just massively exploded and is oozing love, pride, and all that ‘head over heels’ cliche stuff that baby dreams are made of. I met my boy and I have…

The Rocco Report: 39 Weeks

My dear Squeezers- our time together on this pregnancy roller coaster will soon be coming to an end and it has been such a wonderful experience sharing it with all of you! I hope you’ve all enjoyed reading my momma-to-be adventures. I hope some of my entries made you laugh. I’m sure some made you cry….

Rocco Report: 38 Weeks

You know that saying, ‘We plan, God laughs?’ Well, God was surely rolling on the floor laughing, and then laughing some more for good effect, this past week. Because if getting ready for a new baby in the coming week wasn’t enough of a stressor/adjustment, lets throw in a ruptured Achilles tendon to the mix. …

Rocco Report: 37 Weeks

How many of you are familiar with that catchy (and by catchy I mean it will be annoyingly stuck in your head until the end of time) song from the Lego Movie, ‘Everything is Awesome?’ Because right now, my theme song sounds more like, ‘Everything is Swollen,’- like everything.  Starting with my vagina, which looks…

The Rocco Report: 36 Weeks!

Rise and Shine, squeezers! We made it to 36 weeks! Exactly three more weeks until we get to meet Rocco! Unreal how nine months has flown by in the blink of an eye! I have some OB updates for you, including a Rocco weigh-in (these weigh-ins are strangely starting to resemble a baby version of…

The Rocco Report: 35 Weeks!

Hello, hello, hello! How are you my dear squeezers?! Thanks for popping on over to the  blog and checking out this week’s post, which thankfully, is not about hemorrhoids, but all about what you should pack for your hospital visit!  There is a quick update on those ‘unwanted friends down there,’ though. Happy to report that I’m…

The Rocco Report: 34 Weeks!

Oh Squeezers! Do I have an update for you! My weekly pregnancy post comes to you a couple of days late for several reasons. The first being a last minute staycation/mini babymoon with Coco at the 1 Hotel South Beach (https://1hotels.com/south-beach). Maya joined us for the sleepover portion of our two day stay and she did enjoy some…